Sit Down When You Hear This

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I am now terrified of sitting too long.

This is science from the same group
Who told us to sit still
stop, stop wiggling,
sit down.

This Just In,  a new study:
sitting for longer than even the hour it takes
to answer email and post something
on Facebook
about the rain.
Will kill as  surely as stepping
in front of a truck.

No amount of previous or well intentioned
exercise
will save us, if we then sit
to count out the company finances
write a press release
calculate the trajectory of a rocket.
or just finish the word problem.

Don’t sit still
while I’m at it.
I’ll just take up smoking.

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