Episode 17- The Ultimate Newbie Experience

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Episode 17

Newbie Writers Podcast

January 21  (Catharine is eating locusts from street vendors)

Guest Jane Isaac and Lyle Perez.


The Ultimate Newbie Experience.

Jane is the living proof of a newbie becoming a published author.

What was the process involved? What sparked the story idea?

Dionne Lister asks: What has been the best part of the process for her? What was her reaction when she found out Rainstorm Press wanted to publish her works?

We pick Lyle’s brain on the initial reaction to reading Jane’s draft, what was it that made him want to publish it? What tips for new writers can be drawn from this?

We find out how Rainstorm Press is going and any new authors to look out for.

Jane’s been apart of Newbie Writers since 2007, certainly longer than I have. We ask what her thoughts on how Newbie Writers has changed, how it’s progressed.


“Nothing happens unless first a dream” – Carl Sandburg
spend twenty minutes on your dream. What do you really want to write? Not what sells, not what you think is “you” not what you think is trendy, just what you want to write, what you want to spend a year messing around with.
Really, twenty minutes – go!

Bring out your dead:

Contributed by Anne Naylor of www.becauseofbipolar.com.au
Too late she discovered she had married a psychopath.
It was the day after their wedding and they were in the presidential suite of a luxury hotel. They were finally on their honeymoon, about to start life as husband and wife.
He sat on the edge of the bed and pulled her towards him. Magic was about to happen. They slid under the covers. He kissed her gently, then pulled the blankets over her head. She was confused. Why was he holding the blanket so tightly. He knew she was claustrophobic. She struggled against him, but he was too strong. He wouldn’t release her.
A foul stench filled the air. Surely not. He couldn’t have. He wouldn’t have. But undeniably, he had. The assault on her senses was silent, but deadly. Finally, after an eternity, he pulled back the blankets and she gasped as she gulped unpolluted air.
She was furious. Shocked and horrified. She berated herself for marrying a psychopath. Well, if not a psychopath, then a fifteen year old boy masquerading as a twenty-five year old man. He laughed, clearly very pleased with himself. ‘Welcome to marriage!’ he said. ‘What do you mean?’ she replied. She stared at him, bewildered. ‘It’s a Dutch oven’, he explained. A marriage ritual. It’s good luck.’
She thought it was surely a bad omen.
‘You’ll pay for this one day’, she said.
(And twenty years later, she did.)

Word of the week



In those moments when only insults will do, how good it is to turn to the inventive but unsung genius of everyday folk, whose local dialect is so often full of expressive abuse. This word, meaning a grossly fat or slovenly woman, is an excellent example.

It still has some small currency, mostly in Yorkshire I believe, though at one time it was widely known across a swathe of England ranging from Cumbria to Devon. That it will almost certainly be unknown to the object of your obloquy will add relish to your utterance, though it might not be too hard to work out it isn’t complimentary. It has rarely been written down outside dialect glossaries, but it did appear in 1621 in a long passage full of terms of opprobrium in The Anatomy of Melancholy by Robert Burton: “Every lover admires his mistress, though she be … a vast virago, or an ugly tit, a slug, a fat fustilugs”.

Shout Outs/ Sponsors:

Jane shouts out to the entire Twitter gang!

Damien says hi to Dianne Solberg and her Mum!

Rainstorm Press deal: newbie40 is the coupon. Gets you 40% off ANY purchase you make at www.rainstormpress.com

Where to find us:
Damien: www.newbiewriters.com
Jane Isaac: http://www.janeisaac.co.uk/
Lyle Perez: www.rainstormpress.com

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  • Dionne
    Posted on January 22, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Hey guys – fabulous show (as I knew it would be). Love the accent Jane! It was great to get a small insight into your recent adventures into publishing and a big congratulations to Rainstorm Press for being willing to take on new authors. Love the show – Damien, you rock lol

  • Wistful
    Posted on January 22, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    Oh my gosh yes, love that accent.

    Really enjoyed this podcast, loved everything about it, can only agree with Dionne, it was fabulous!

  • Anne
    Posted on January 22, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    Hey Damien. The program was fantastic. Very interesting and motivating. A great discussion. I will definitely be buying Jane’s book with my UB40 coupon (do you get a CD with that?).
    Wistful, I also love Jane’s accent, and I love Lyle’s accent too. Very cool.
    PS. I am interested to find out that both Damien and Lyle have first hand knowledge of a Dutch oven. Very funny.
    Can’t wait for the next podcast.

  • Damien
    Posted on January 23, 2012 at 6:45 am

    Lol the coupon is ‘newbie40’


  • Anne
    Posted on January 23, 2012 at 10:53 am

    Sorry to mislead readers, I was just having fun. Of course the coupon is ‘newbie40’

  • Jane Isaac
    Posted on January 24, 2012 at 7:24 am

    Hey Guys! Thanks for the lovely comments. Surprised you heard my accent through all the giggles:) Was great fun.

  • Damien
    Posted on January 24, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    We will have to get you on when Catharine’s back!

  • Charity Parkerson
    Posted on January 28, 2012 at 9:31 am

    You sound so professional and this host has an awesome voice, wow!!

  • Damien
    Posted on January 28, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    Thanks for the comment! I’m going to get a vocal complex. Lol!


  • Dee
    Posted on January 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    We’re late commenting, but thank you so much for the shout out! Mom and I are tickled Purple!

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