Episode 37- Sandcastles, Man Codes and Husky Voices.

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Episode 37

Guest Speakers Justin and Rachel

 

Catharine may not be able to make the call, she’s far, far up in Northern California at a Rotary Conference.

Rachel Thompson:

Bio from Amazon:

I’m a chick who writes stuff that makes you laugh. My book A Walk In The Snark hit #1 on the Kindle Motherhood list this past September (do you think they know I talk about sex? Shhh.). It’s since hit about oh, SEVEN more times. #woot! I’ve been nominated for Funniest Blog, Best Humor Writer & Redhead Who Makes A Killer Dirty Martini (okay, I made the last one up, but it’s true. Honest.).

I released The Mancode: Exposed right after Thanksgiving 2011! Two books of snarky goodness, baby.

I’ve been told I write in the style of that Dickens guy. Kidding.

I’m a mom, a wife, and a recovering pharmaceuticals rep. It’s been a long process but I’m doing okay, thanks.

I also used to sell Trojan brand condoms. Yeah, it’s hilarious, I know. I did it for three years way back when, and I was their top salesperson in the Western Region, a dubious honor at best. My number-one customer was the Mustang Ranch. No, seriously. The Mustang Ranch. I couldn’t make stuff like that up.

The experience definitely gave me insights into the… er… ins and outs of men.

So it should come as no great surprise that I write about how men (The Mancode) and women (Chickspeak) approach most things differently. And since I did, in fact, grow past my Trojan days (in more ways than one or–insert your own joke here), I’ve thrown in a few tidbits about marriage, kids, being a mom, living in the OC (ya know-being a pale redhead living in a sea of blondes), coffee, and vodka. Not necessarily in that order, depending on the day.

Don’t read this book to find advice about how to be sweet or nice. I’m pretty much allergic to both of those words. Actually don’t read this book for advice on anything. (My lawyer made me put that in just in case you know, you thought I could save your marriage or something – not).

Or if you are looking for some light, heartfelt humor in everyday life (Erma Bombeck-style), well, I’m really not your girl, either. Nothin’ homespun about the Queen of Snark, baby. Mostly I just laugh at stuff and make up words (See “Refrigeratoritis and Manesia.”) Yet somehow it all seems to work.

And don’t call me cute. (Hint: Babies and puppies are cute. Grown women are soooo not.)

Special note to men: I write frequently about “The Mancode”–like how you guys do goofy stuff and we women try, and often fail, to understand. (Um, change the toilet paper roll much? Yeah, that’s what I thought.) If that offends your sensibilities, this may not be the book for you. Yeah, I’m crushed.

Like everyone, I’ve also had some rough times. I share those with you, too. Life can’t always be martinis and beaches. Wait, this is the OC (Orange County, CA, for those of you from Canada, or people on the East Coast who don’t know California beyond LA). Naw, not even here.

So, welcome to RachelintheOC.

Now go read an essay or two and find something to laugh at, would ya?

I have to go help my husband find the butter. Again.

http://badredheadmedia.com/

Justin Bog:

Justin Bog, first and foremost, grew up a voracious reader, movie fanatic, and music audiophile. Justin always carried a stack of library books and collected way too many comic books from his local Ohio small-town drugstore. More than one teacher scolded Justin to put his suspect reading materials away and join the class. Justin began to make up stories of his own, using an old typewriter he found in the attic.

So it comes as no surprise that Justin pursued an English Degree at the University of Michigan, followed by Film and Music Appreciation classes — finally graduating from Bowling Green State University with an MFA in Fiction Writing. After teaching creative writing, Justin began apprenticing in a number of bookstores and editing fiction for a midwestern journal. Justin ended up on the management team at Chapter One Bookstore in the Sun Valley resort area for a decade, offering book recommendations to its local celebrities, skiing fanatics, and tourists. Currently residing in the San Juan Islands just north of Seattle, Justin has the opportunity to focus on his own novels and short stories, while contributing commentary and reviews of Pop Culture. Justin continues to engage his lifelong passion for writing in combination with his curious mindset as the Senior Contributor and Editor at In Classic Style. Sandcastle and Other Stories is his first book.

 

Prompt:

 

I have a collection of magnets adhered to my refrigerator. What is the weirdest thing attached to your refrigerator, examine it and write a story or an essay or a poem about it.

 

Word of the week

 

JORUM

“None so knowing as he, / At brewing a jorum of tea!”, wrote Sir William Gilbert in one of his Savoy Operas, The Sorcerer. The vicar was in the process of brewing a pretty potent potion.

A jorum, as you may have gathered, is an old word for a large bowl or jug used for serving drinks such as tea or punch. By Gilbert’s day, the word had been around for about 150 years. It appeared for the first time in another lyric, in a play by Henry Fielding, The Author’s Farce and the Pleasures of the Town, first performed at the Haymarket Theatre in London in 1730.

A portrait of Charles Dickens
Dickens loved the word

Nobody knows for sure where Fielding got it from. It has no clear connection with any other word in the language. The experts point, a little cautiously, at this as a possible source:

Then Toi sent Joram his son unto king David, to salute him, and to bless him, because he had fought against Hadadezer, and smitten him: for Hadadezer had wars with Toi. And Joram brought with him vessels of silver, and vessels of gold, and vessels of brass.

Second book of Samuel 8:10, from The King James Bible, 1611.

(This may remind readers of the names for sizes of wine bottle, in partricular, jeroboam, that I’ve written about previously.)

Charles Dickens was very fond of it. He used jorum in five of his novels — The Pickwick Papers, Great Expectations, The Old Curiosity Shop, Martin Chuzzlewit and Oliver Twist — as well as in several of his other works, including Pictures from Italy and The Seven Poor Travellers. The nineteenth century seems to have been the heyday of the word, on both sides of the Atlantic:

The amiable creature beguiled the watches of the night by brewing jorums of a fearful beverage, which he called coffee, and insisted on sharing with me; coming in with a great bowl of something like mud soup, scalding hot, guiltless of cream, rich in an all-pervading flavor of molasses, scorch and tin pot.

Hospital Sketches, by Louisa May Alcott, 1863. This account of her time as a nurse at a hospital in the District of Columbia was a popular success.

The word was for a while used in the American slang phrase jorum of skee, meaning a shot of whisky (where skee is an elided form of whisky). That usage was revised in the 1990s:

Chicago overcoats, Harlem sunsets, a jorum of skee, a chippie with boss getaway sticks, giving a canary the Broderick.

Cadillac Beach, by Tim Dorsey, 1994. In this and later books, the author created the character of a deranged cop who thinks that he is a 1940s private dick, with vocabulary to suit. A Chicago overcoat is a block of concrete encasing a victim; a Harlem sunset is the blood-red line on freshly razor-slashed skin; a chippie is a young woman of questionable character, whose getaway sticks are her legs, here considered boss, or excellent; a gangster who is giving a canary the Broderick is giving an informer a severe beating.

Otherwise it is now rarely encountered.

 

Shout outs

‘Staury’ who was in our chat room asking fantastic questions: @stauroylla88

Dionne Lister: Go vote for her book on good reads: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13626269-shadows-of-the-realm

Vote: Vote Here

James Crawford our newest blogger! www.bloodsoakedandwriting.com

Where to find us:

Rachel Thompson: www.rachelintheoc.com @RachelintheOC
Justin Bog: www.justinbog.com @JustinBog
Damien: http://www.newbiewriters.com @newbiewriters

 


 

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5 comments
  • eden baylee
    Posted on June 16, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    Fun podcast Rachel and Justin!

    Loved hearing you both.
    xox
    eden

  • Damien
    Posted on June 16, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    Thanks for the comment! Spread the word about Newbie Writers 😉

  • Justin Bog
    Posted on June 19, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Hi, Damien . . . I want to thank you for allowing me to drop by and ramble on about life and writing. Putting out Sandcastle and Other Stories is one of the most exciting events in my writing life and speaking about it is energizing. Thank you thank you.

    Eden, yay, Rachel was so fun. Damien must invite you to be a guest as well. xo Justin

  • Anne
    Posted on June 20, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    Hi Guys,
    Great podcast. Justin was fabulous. Sorry I didn’t join in. I totally forgot. You said on the podcast that you didn’t want to harass people, but feel free to harass me (my memory is shocking.) I will try and drop by on Sat. It’s 9.00am isn’t it? I have written myself a note anyway. Thanks so much for your comments on my blog. Thanks for your Twitter advice. My blog posts are now automatically going to Twitter through Hoot suite and I am not checking Twitter. I still have to figure Twitter out. I have an ‘f’ for Twitter (fail) and I have had a big disaster with Facebook (don’t ask) so it is ‘f’ for Facebook too. I am seriously thinking of dropping off the perch. But I will always have Newbies. Life should be simple.
    Cheers.

  • Damien
    Posted on June 21, 2012 at 8:54 am

    I personally don’t like Facebook. Have you tried Google+? It seems a bit more simplistic and genuine at this stage.

    As for the live stream, its 8:00am my time in Adelaide. So 8:30 EST for other Aussies

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